Shit, I was terribly wrong back there. Declaring war is now over. Ha! There's no forseeable end to the war at this time. Just thought I'd give you an update on that, in case you were wondering about that. Until next time, I remain... dead wrong.

The war is now over... it has been for a while. But that's old news! What is news?!? Nothing. Maybe tomorrow... something will come up and kill us all! Or maybe J. Lo will show up at my door tomorrow night and have something special for me? You never know what's gonna happen. That's why you need to come back here tomorrow to find out what happened!

War with Iraq is looming and time is running out for Saddam Hussein to leave the man-whores and dismantle his weapon of mass destruction. Other than that, things are looking bright.

Good evening.

I'm sitting here in front of my screen atching the clock on the bottom right corner. Right now it's twenty-two past ten o'clock at night. I'm really supposed to be writing a biography paper for a class. Instead, I thought why not write something more spontaneous. This is all spontaneous, mind you. However, as I write and think, no thoughts come to mind. I can't explain it. I don't want to explain it. Why should I explain it? What good is explaining? I don't know! I can't explain it! Bugger off, I'm working here! Yeah right! You're a lazy jarhead! I could've written the biography paper five days ago, but I didn't. Why did I put it off until now? The paper is due tomorrow at eight thirty in the morning. Why did I slack it? Why this dilemma right now? I can't explain it! I don't want to explain it. Why should I explain it? What good is explaining? I don't know! I can't explain it! BUGGER OFF, I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!

Hi folks, things will be added more frequently now. Things, for the lack of a better term, will include brand-new trailers and links, pictures, and whatever else comes our way. Until next time, I remain... HONEST.

Anyway, everything will go back to normal soon... hopefully. Until next time, I remain... BUSY.

From MSN.com comes the news of the FUNNIEST JOKE in the world! And I quote:

More than 40,000 jokes from 70 countries and 2 million critiques later, this is it.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: ‘OK, now what?”

Funniest joke in the world? Not really. I mean, sure, it's funny, but not THAT funny. There are funnier jokes than that! Don't believe it? Fine. You go visit www.lotsofjokes.com and tell me otherwise!

Until next time, I remain... LAUGHED AT.

Only bad news today, but what else can be expected?

Frightening news from Fox News: "John Walker Lindh and other Al Qaeda and Taliban prisoners told U.S. interrogators the Sept. 11 hijackings were supposed to be the first of three increasingly severe attacks against Americans. Their claims have not been corroborated, government officials said." Well, okay, not frightening. Since, for all we care, those shits can rot in hell and suffer from Satan's love of anal penetration. In all truth, though, this bit of news is kind of scary if two more attacks would have happened. In any case, let's pray that no more attacks will further cripple this Nation (with everthing else that's going on now... the disputes and what have you).

More news on the way tomorrow or later today.

"A Korean-American protesting against the North Korean government emptied a seven-shot pistol in front of U.N. headquarters Thursday, hitting several offices but injuring no one, authorities said," Fox News reports. That dude is the dumbest of all! If one protests like he did, buildings are not the objective. However, it's very good news that no one was actually hurt after what this crazy bastard did.

A day without news? Unheard of! Maybe tomorrow.